June 2013
- me every 5 minutes: i should do something with my life
I’m all down with elves and orcs and middle-earth type themes and whatnot, but when a name requires me to produce phlegm then we have a problem.
HOORAY FOR DRUNK COOKING!!!
“You’re the one who says books have to be heavy because the whole world’s inside them”
—Meggie from Inkheart by Cornelia Funke (via feelingsofthesecondarycharacters)
“When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everyone will respect you.”
—Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching (via cosmic-rebirth)
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.”
—Unknown (via the-healing-nest)
It’s annoying when men tell me to smile. It’s even more annoying when women tell me to smile.
I have many reasons to smile, but you telling me to isn’t one of them.
Get bent.
This.
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
